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Scholars have debated for centuries on the actual meaning of a riddle.
Riddles have been used in all types of literature and folklore since the beginning of recorded history.
One of the most famous riddles ever is written in the old testament of the bible. Needless to say it probably won't be featured in this adult riddles section.
In one of the top selling books of all time, The Hobbit, Gollum and Bilbo play the riddle game, in a contest to see who should keep the infamous 'ring'.
Riddles are rich in context, and are used in the philosophical world just as much as they are used in humorous settings.
One of the oldest riddles ever is British, and dates to around the 10th Century.
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A Drunk Man Comes Home Riddle
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The answer to this riddle is in the statement itself. If you read the first statement, you shall get the answer.
The 1st statement says: A drunk man comes home and finds his wife in the bed with another man
Here a drunk man come to home. So as per the statement, the man is already drunk and he had to open the bottle first to get drunk.
Therefore, Bottle is the correct answer to the A drunk man comes home riddle. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The 1st statement says: A drunk man comes home and finds his wife in the bed with another man
Here a drunk man come to home. So as per the statement, the man is already drunk and he had to open the bottle first to get drunk.
Therefore, Bottle is the correct answer to the A drunk man comes home riddle. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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What Does A Man Do Only Once In His Lifetime Riddle
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A Cruise Between Mexico And The USA Riddle
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What's White, Gooey And Sticky
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Toothpaste. Dental hygiene is so important. You sick freak. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Annoying Or Tricky To Clean Up After Sex Riddle
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Packing Heat Riddle
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Gun Fighting Riddle
Kangwa, Rafael and Ferdinand plans for gun fighting.
They each get a gun and take turns shooting at each other until only one person is left.
History suggests:
Kangwa hits his shot 1/3 of the time, gets to shoot first.
Rafael, hits his shot 2/3 of the time, gets to shoot next if still living.
Ferdinand having perfect record at shooting(100% accuracy) shoots last , if alive.
The cycle repeats. If you are Kangwa, where should you shoot first for the highest chance of survival?
They each get a gun and take turns shooting at each other until only one person is left.
History suggests:
Kangwa hits his shot 1/3 of the time, gets to shoot first.
Rafael, hits his shot 2/3 of the time, gets to shoot next if still living.
Ferdinand having perfect record at shooting(100% accuracy) shoots last , if alive.
The cycle repeats. If you are Kangwa, where should you shoot first for the highest chance of survival?
Hint:
He should shoot at the ground.
If Kangwa shoots the ground, it is Rafael's turn. Rafael would rather shoot at Ferdinand than Kangwa, because he is better.
If Rafael kills Ferdinand, it is just Kangwa and Rafael left, giving Kangwa a fair chance of winning.
If Rafael does not kill Ferdinand, it is Ferdinand's turn. He would rather shoot at Rafael and will definitely kill him. Even though it is now Kangwa against Ferdinand, Kangwa has a better chance of winning than before. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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If Kangwa shoots the ground, it is Rafael's turn. Rafael would rather shoot at Ferdinand than Kangwa, because he is better.
If Rafael kills Ferdinand, it is just Kangwa and Rafael left, giving Kangwa a fair chance of winning.
If Rafael does not kill Ferdinand, it is Ferdinand's turn. He would rather shoot at Rafael and will definitely kill him. Even though it is now Kangwa against Ferdinand, Kangwa has a better chance of winning than before. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Backstabber
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Brought On The Mayflower Riddle
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Some Sirius Girlfriends
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Popping Champagne Riddle
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Authentic champagne is a light sparkling wine which can only originate in the Champagne region of Northeastern France. It can only be made from Pinot Noir, Pinot Meunier or Chardonnay grapes from that region. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Laughing Billiards Riddle
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Spread Me Out
Im spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
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Jail Dwarfs Riddle
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Two ITU Nurses Riddle
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1. What do you call a magician with a cold? A Snottie Houdini.
2. Why did the proctologist decide to retire? He was just tired of dealing with all the rear ends.
3. How did the farmer fix his jeans? With a cabbage patch.
4. What do you call a dyslexic pimp? A Pimpdlexic.
5. How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it.
6. Why did the lactose intolerant cow go to the doctor? It was feeling a little moo-dy.
7. Why did the blonde put her iPhone in the blender? She wanted to make Apple Juice.
8. What do you call a woman who puts a strap-on on a cucumber? Salad-tossing Samantha.
9. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
10. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
11. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels.
12. What would you call a sugar daddy made of dough? Krispy Kreme St. Nick.
13. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
14. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
15. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
18. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lick-a-Lotta-Puss.
19. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun guy.
20. How do you make a pirate angry? Take away the "p" from his favorite word.
21. What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
22. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they are shellfish.
23. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
24. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
25. How does a mermaid clean her tail? With tide.
26. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
27. Why was the belt sent to jail? It held up some pants.
28. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
29. Why did the chicken join the seance? To talk to the other side.
30. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how many coughs he gives.
31. What did one eye say to the other eye? Between us, something smells.
32. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up the tree and act like a nut.
33. What do you call a bed that makes itself? An unmade bed.
34. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
35. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
36. What is the definition of a good farmer? Someone who is outstanding in their field.
37. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.
38. Why is punctuation important? It’s the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
39. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.
40. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
41. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
42. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
43. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
44. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it.
45. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
46. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
47. What do you call a Cretaceous calendar? A dino day planner.
48. Why do French people eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food.
49. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
50. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.
1. What do you call a magician with a cold? A Snottie Houdini.
2. Why did the proctologist decide to retire? He was just tired of dealing with all the rear ends.
3. How did the farmer fix his jeans? With a cabbage patch.
4. What do you call a dyslexic pimp? A Pimpdlexic.
5. How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it.
6. Why did the lactose intolerant cow go to the doctor? It was feeling a little moo-dy.
7. Why did the blonde put her iPhone in the blender? She wanted to make Apple Juice.
8. What do you call a woman who puts a strap-on on a cucumber? Salad-tossing Samantha.
9. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
10. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
11. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be bagels.
12. What would you call a sugar daddy made of dough? Krispy Kreme St. Nick.
13. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
14. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
15. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
17. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
18. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lick-a-Lotta-Puss.
19. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun guy.
20. How do you make a pirate angry? Take away the "p" from his favorite word.
21. What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.
22. Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they are shellfish.
23. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
24. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
25. How does a mermaid clean her tail? With tide.
26. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
27. Why was the belt sent to jail? It held up some pants.
28. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
29. Why did the chicken join the seance? To talk to the other side.
30. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how many coughs he gives.
31. What did one eye say to the other eye? Between us, something smells.
32. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up the tree and act like a nut.
33. What do you call a bed that makes itself? An unmade bed.
34. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
35. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
36. What is the definition of a good farmer? Someone who is outstanding in their field.
37. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.
38. Why is punctuation important? It’s the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
39. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.
40. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
41. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
42. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
43. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
44. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it.
45. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
46. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
47. What do you call a Cretaceous calendar? A dino day planner.
48. Why do French people eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food.
49. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
50. What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant.